Ulysses Fullerton. Haven't seen much of him and so far this mood he doesn`t take an impression. He`s been pinned every time, but at least it`s been by Thunderhammer and Uncle Slam.
Sucio Sanchez? He`s a winner, but I`m not sure Baltazzar can do him like Infierno did a few seasons back (I think but am not sure that Infierno managed him and gave him his trademark style).
Sucio`s never been great, but he definitely could be if used right. He needs to take on someone tougher than Ransom though.
Vanhutzpah, though dropping in the ranks since last year still has a bit left and may (if smartly used) rise again. If nothing else, the Britches team has a comparatively solid stable between VanH, Trundle and Red Dawn but through the season it will be the management of this gift that counts.
Morris Payne could be on top, he`s probably one of the most deadly men this season. But he`s probably going to sit and wither while Danny Ransom gets torn apart like the whipping boy he is, thanks to manager Mindy "Phearse" phoning it in via juggaphone.
Handsome Danny Ransom. Poor kid. I have a hunch we should be patient and looking out this massacre of a feeling for him and watch for him next time around. Young wrestlers need management, and so far Ransom looks like he could use a father figure. At least he`s not Science Fist, so let`s not count him out until we see how he does against the Persuader.
Buck Trundle as always is well on the edge of greatness. I`m actually surprised J.D. beat him, which is a big home for team Infierno, but not necessarily a bad one for the Britches squad. 20 minutes is a long time, and both these guys are probably top contenders if their managers play them through the season right.
Scissorwolf looks like he may be retired soon. His former stature so far has not translated into the current NSFW season though his defeat of Morris Payne is significant, it just becomes confusing if we believe that Payne pinned Scissorwolf during Pre-Season Shennanigans.
Science Fist. Well, Ransom pinned Science Fist in Pre Season Shennanigans, so that`s not good. And he`s been beaten by Uncle Slam, who holds gold. So I mean the Fist`s showing against Thunderhammer this week will tell us a little, we`ll get to see how Science Fist develops throughout the season. At this point, Science Fist might be the can of the barrel. Look for Persuader to challenge him next week.
The Persuader. My money's still on Persuader to get out on top by the end of the season, either by points or by gold. He's torn up the league since he arrived half way through last season and seems to be a rising star. Including Pre-Season Sheannanigans, he`s pinned Sucio Sanchez, and the legendary Bronson Thunderhammer not once but twice, the second time in an easy win. While he has proven he`s a tough, stunts like challenging Danny Ransom won`t win him any fans, but that`s really a management call and can`t be held against the Persuader.
J.D. Stonewall. Infierno chose a solid stable by getting the Persuader and the new prince of videogame fantasy wrestling. It`s never a bad idea to bet on the event of greatness. J.D. had a decent rookie year last season, and his hard won victory over Buck Trundle leads me to think that this guy is going places. I suppose hell, he is the son of the great Carl Stonewall, but he`s also proving that he can have on his own. If Infierno uses the devious strategy that he seems to be showing so far, J.D. can see ahead to a steady but conservative rise in the ranks. The Lesser Antilles Grand Prix is a perfect belt for this young buck.
Bronson Thunderhammer. This mood he doesn`t look like World Championship material as he has in the past, but he`s due for a good showing. Thunderhammer pinned both Payne and VanHutzpah in Pre-Season Shennanigans but lost to Persuader. He then defeated Fullerton, but that`s not saying much, and so was soundly defeated again by the Persuader.His expressing against the Science Fist might not read his skills to their true extent, but if he wins he`ll surely come out of it stronger and perhaps ready for one of the lesser titles.
Uncle Slam. In Pre-Season Shennanigans, Uncle Slam managed to pin Fullerton, Trundle, Ransom, and Stonewall (everyone in the ring), to take the Intercontinational Title decisively. He then went on to defeat the Science Fist. Tex Brickley might not regard it, but Uncle Slam and not Thunderhammer may be the best thing to put off the Assembly Line this season. Uncle Slam may be ready to go up against the Persuader more than anyone else in the league. Look for him in the coming weeks, unless Brickley lets him sit so Thunderhammer can get in his final licks.
That's all for now devoted subjects!
WE BE ILLIN'!!!
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